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Song Parodies -> "Rove, Rove, Rove, the Bloat"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rove, Rove, Rove, the Bloat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Rove, Rove, Rove, the bloat-
ed POS schemed
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily
With his traitor team.

Rove, Rove, Rove the bloat-
ed POS schemed
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
To out Valerie.

Rove, Rove, Rove the bloat-
ed POS creamed
Cherrily, cherrily, cherrily, cherrily
His felonious jeans.

Rove, Rove, Rove the bloat-
ed POS, seems,
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily,
Has felonious genes.

Rove, Rove, Rove, the bloat-
ed POS' team. . .
Warily, wearily, Scotty McLellan lied
Retroactively.
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Karl Rove - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I am down on my knees -- I ask the American people to forgive me.
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Free Judith Miller.
Darth Rove - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
No, Dubya ... I AM YOUR PRESIDENT ... search your E-mails, you KNOW it to be TRUE ...
alvin rhodes - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah yeah yeah...bash that clown...5s
Hurl Rove - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Dubya, the street pizza you ordered is here, with extra pepperoni and brain cells.
Gnarl Rove - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, at least I didn't need cigars.
Barf Droves - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, that's MY street pizza!
Michael Pacholek - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Who is more foolish, the fool who follows Rove, or the fool who follows the fool who follows Rove?
Snarl Rove - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(insert your own "chew stick" joke here)
Stark Roving Mad - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Bwahahahahahaha!
Marlon Brand-Rove - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
" DUB-YAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!! "
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
JAB takes a jab at Rove.....funny one. 555
Kat - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You guys are so mean, you know that?
Donovan - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
What?! A Karl Rove song, and the Bushie Unobomber hasn't gotten you yet?!

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