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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Sommelier Lou"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Sommelier Lou"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Here comes sommelier Lou;
He’s got the wine.
And now he’s pouring some for you—
It’s respirin’
In glass, respirin’,
This vintage from France, and
It’s smooth going down.
Some food will enhance it;
It’s from a château of great renown.

Thank you, sommelier Lou—
And now we’ll dine.

I’ll have two
Steaks, and you,
Petite chou-
fleur? “Ragout, made from cow.
That is the fare
Most pleasing to me—
Better than sow,
Or deer meat!”

Why’re you so mellow, Lou?

“I drank your wine.”

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Old Man Ribber - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
"I do not drink...wine!" - Count Dracula. Keep giving us more of this Chateau Lafitte Jean Barry! ;D
MadamaCupCake - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, you are definitely the ~Duke oSans Sanity~ . . . I don't mean SeanHannity !

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