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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Sommelier Lou"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Sommelier Lou"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Here comes sommelier Lou;
He’s got the wine.
And now he’s pouring some for you—
It’s respirin’
In glass, respirin’,
This vintage from France, and
It’s smooth going down.
Some food will enhance it;
It’s from a château of great renown.
Thank you, sommelier Lou—
And now we’ll dine.
I’ll have two
Steaks, and you,
Petite chou-
fleur? “Ragout, made from cow.
That is the fare
Most pleasing to me—
Better than sow,
Or deer meat!”
Why’re you so mellow, Lou?
“I drank your wine.”
He’s got the wine.
And now he’s pouring some for you—
It’s respirin’
In glass, respirin’,
This vintage from France, and
It’s smooth going down.
Some food will enhance it;
It’s from a château of great renown.
Thank you, sommelier Lou—
And now we’ll dine.
I’ll have two
Steaks, and you,
Petite chou-
fleur? “Ragout, made from cow.
That is the fare
Most pleasing to me—
Better than sow,
Or deer meat!”
Why’re you so mellow, Lou?
“I drank your wine.”
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"I do not drink...wine!" - Count Dracula. Keep giving us more of this Chateau Lafitte Jean Barry! ;D
Sir, you are definitely the ~Duke oSans Sanity~ . . . I don't mean SeanHannity !
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