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Song Parodies -> "Comb Moussed Tresses"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Comb Moussed Tresses"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He got no flat-top, he comb, moussin’ up dome tree,
he move north of eyeballs, he scoff: “No need rollers!”
He got hair, pounds, grown with ease,
got to be a comber or it swoop to his knees.

His hair got smooth shine, he got close-crammed rootballs,
he got running fingers through his kera[tin] cloaker,
he say, “I got slew to ’do, see!
I think I won’t gel, dude, ’cause I like it gunk-free.”

Comb moussed tresses. He vow: “No surcease.”

He shag products shun, he got mullet-cut-moot,
he not grow-mo’ sideburns, he not shiny lacquer,
he cut neat now with no surcease,
he go in barberchair: scissors-wield on fur piece.

Combed moussed tresses and wow! awesome fleece.

He rollers? No, sir. He got curly spawning,
need no gummy topper, no rugged chrome-dome fitter.
He say, “Got a bunch clumped, plumped to please.
It won’t be goo-lookin’, ’cause I depart from grease.”

Comb moussed tresses. He vow: “No to grease!”

Comb moussed tresses, yeah.
Comb smooth tresses, yeah.
Comb caresses hair.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 11

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Guy - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment
JAB - One of my favorite pieces to parody. Must say, well done. Your syllable for syllable matching was spot on to take a song that makes no English sense, make it make sense and be funny all at once. This one did "come together" nicely.

This would have been better for you if you posted it for yesterday's parodies when a lot of the old gang was submitting.

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