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Song Parodies -> "Mighty Gross is Golden Coors"
Original Song Title:
"Michael Row the Boat Ashore"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mighty Gross is Golden Coors"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—water brew, yuck!
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—awful brew sucks!
Silver Bullet’s weak and pale—water brew, yuck!
Silver Bullet’s weak and pale—rotten brew sucks!
I’m rippin’ this beer I mistakenly tried—water brew, yuck!
Seemed rancid; I could not abide awful brew, yuck!
Tried it: gross is Golden Coors—awful brew, yuck!
Tried it: gross is Golden Coors—water brew sucks!
Silver Bullet attempt failed—water brew, yuck!
Silver Bullet’s not my grail—awful brew sucks!
Ads will tell you it’s brewed in the cold—water brew, yuck!
Swill is shoddy and weak, not bold—not-good brew sucks!
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—water brew, yuck!
Vile and gross is Golden Coors—water brew sucks!
Silver Bullet’s weak and pale—awful brew, yuck!
Silver Bullet’s far from hale—awful brew sucks!
The Silver is weak and the Silver once tried—not-good brew, yuck!
Swill was running down the toilet’s side—not-good brew chucked!
Fie on toasts with Golden Coors—water brew, yuck!
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—awful brew sucks!
Silver Bullet’s fake and fails—water brew, yuck!
Give me bold India Pale—that’s a brew, yup!
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—awful brew sucks!
Silver Bullet’s weak and pale—water brew, yuck!
Silver Bullet’s weak and pale—rotten brew sucks!
I’m rippin’ this beer I mistakenly tried—water brew, yuck!
Seemed rancid; I could not abide awful brew, yuck!
Tried it: gross is Golden Coors—awful brew, yuck!
Tried it: gross is Golden Coors—water brew sucks!
Silver Bullet attempt failed—water brew, yuck!
Silver Bullet’s not my grail—awful brew sucks!
Ads will tell you it’s brewed in the cold—water brew, yuck!
Swill is shoddy and weak, not bold—not-good brew sucks!
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—water brew, yuck!
Vile and gross is Golden Coors—water brew sucks!
Silver Bullet’s weak and pale—awful brew, yuck!
Silver Bullet’s far from hale—awful brew sucks!
The Silver is weak and the Silver once tried—not-good brew, yuck!
Swill was running down the toilet’s side—not-good brew chucked!
Fie on toasts with Golden Coors—water brew, yuck!
Mighty gross is Golden Coors—awful brew sucks!
Silver Bullet’s fake and fails—water brew, yuck!
Give me bold India Pale—that’s a brew, yup!
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Mr. Barry if you're ever in the market for something delicious fizzy and alcohol-free may I suggest Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi? it's aspartame free now and very satisfying! much like this parody! 5's
P.S. my goat knows the bowling score hallelujah my goat knows the bowling score hallelujah
Sid's new hair is in the mail hallelujah Sid's new hair is in the mail hallelujah
^ there's a virtual cookie in it for whoever can correctly guess where those parody lyrics came from! :)
P.S. my goat knows the bowling score hallelujah my goat knows the bowling score hallelujah
Sid's new hair is in the mail hallelujah Sid's new hair is in the mail hallelujah
^ there's a virtual cookie in it for whoever can correctly guess where those parody lyrics came from! :)
Jon, from "Wings", right?
^ ding ding ding! we have a winner! here's your virtual cookie! :)
https://youtu.be/0Sr1pkAoa-E
I recall when Coors was a regional brew and people would drive to Kansas City, Kansas to buy it and take it back east. It wasn't even sold then in Kansas City, Missouri. I once had a few cans of Old Frothingslosh from Pittsburgh. Didn't try it myself, but my Dad did. Not impressed. It sold for 75 cents for a six-pack in Indiana, and the empty cans brought two dollars each in KC.
I once tried to type, "Coors Light is not beer, it's barley-flavored water." It came out, "Coors Light is not beer, it's BARELY-flavored water." That's one hell of a Freudian typo, and equally correct. Remember in "Smokey and the Bandit," when Burt Reynolds was hired to go from Atlanta to Texarkana, fill up a semi with Coors, and bring it back, all within 28 hours? He said he was doing it, "For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money." He certainly wasn't doing it for the taste! I've been thinking of doing an Epic Rap Battle of the Bandit vs. the Rubber Duck from "Convoy." Should I do it?
Rocky vs Rambo. Your comment on the "Smokey and the Bandit" plot is a reminder of what I remember about Coors. A real heresy, but all beer tastes the same to me.
Jed Clampett vs Barnaby Jones. Sheriff Andy Taylor vs Matlock.
As I remember S&B, Big Enos Burdette needed 400 crates of Coors for a political rally in Georgia.
Mad Max vs William Wallace. Rob Roy vs Michael Collins.
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