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Song Parodies -> "Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"Girl"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ghoul"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Is there anybody going to listen to my gory
Tale about the ghoul who came to slay?

He's a biting ghoul who wants his munch
Type A and poury;
You'll regret if you turn away.
A ghoul, ghoul.

When guy sinks in his canines,
You're like larch chewed by beaver.
He'll turn you to meat; he's starved for thigh.
He seeks prom misses to slurp and eat--
Gland, thymus, cleaver.
Quaffs till the last pint and you're bone-dry.
A ghoul, ghoul.

He's the kind of ghoul who hangs around
With friends in ground till evening cool.
When you've taken off your hood
To air your neck, they sunder good
Then drool, drool, drool, drool.
Ghoul, ghouls.

Their breath's cold, wrenching their tongue
Amid the draining pleasure,
They will sunder hands and rip your head.
You'll come back after attack,
A demiurge*, you'll treasure
Swillin' hemal** feasts--you're the undead,
A ghoul, ghoul.


*supernatural being
**bloody

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TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny and I particularly liked the way the mournful tone of the original played on your vampirish theme... was that your goul? And thanks for the vocab lesson; up `til now, I thought `demiurge' was something a guy felt when perusing the bra section of a Victoria's Secret catalogue!
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
ah yes...halloween approacheth....my favorite holiday....5s
AFW - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This really tears those ghoul posts down...
PMS - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with TJC
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
The best Halloween costume I saw was a kid dressed as Adolf Hitler.
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
well, I learned three new words there, JAB, and after adding them to what I picked up from TJC's masterpiece today, my brain's RAM is flashing a red "low memory" warning light - 555
TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
John - just a PS... was considering a Get Me To The Church On Time parody when I came accross yours from 2005... well... that was so incredible (fall-down funny and hyper-clever) that those shuffling sounds you're hearing are me slinking away, tail firmly curled back upon my freshly emasculated perineum! (I'm not worthy!)
Red Ant - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I couldn't find this on LimeWire, and am DKTOS, so I probably missed out on all of your wonderful matches to TOS. I did see "prom misses" for what I'm certain is "promises" though. Cleaver stuff, JB.

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