Song Parodies -> It's Snot for Me to Spray
| Original Song Title: | "It's Not for Me to Say" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Mathis |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Snot for Me to Spray" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
It's snot for me to spray--
Juiced loogies.
It's snot for me to spray,
Spew everywhere.
Out of here, through the nose vent
Comes a blowing blast.
Don't press your lips to mine
Or you'll meet a repast.
A fart you cannot see
This, though, you can.
I'm leaking nasally
Watch out, beware!
A nose that's clogged is sure to blow
And pass a mass your way.
So, keep your distance, please, my friend;
I've phlegm and snot seething to spray.
Juiced loogies.
It's snot for me to spray,
Spew everywhere.
Out of here, through the nose vent
Comes a blowing blast.
Don't press your lips to mine
Or you'll meet a repast.
A fart you cannot see
This, though, you can.
I'm leaking nasally
Watch out, beware!
A nose that's clogged is sure to blow
And pass a mass your way.
So, keep your distance, please, my friend;
I've phlegm and snot seething to spray.
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Ghesunteit.
Definitely swiped from the Malcolm Higgins catalogue. Here's five tissues. I could tell you that it's disgusting... but it's snot.
even more disgustingly funny than the booger one...5 hankies !
Clever rhyming.
Thanks, Mason, Michael, Alvin, 2Eagle.
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