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Song Parodies -> "Vast Wasteland IV. Death by Watching"

Original Song Title:

"The Waste Land IV. Death by Water"

Original Performer:

T.S. Eliot

Parody Song Title:

"Vast Wasteland IV. Death by Watching"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Egregious excrescence day and night; death
Of imagination; lame stories to tell.
It's the profit and loss
That execs of TV
Really care about, not in producing swell
Programming to enlighten benighted youth.
Thought to be a keen tool. . .
To bolster school
It's now a forum for well-heeled windbags,
A chthonic tonic that's thanatotic for the gene pool.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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alvin rhodes - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
whew...last line is a doozy
Tommy Turtle - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Ya don't see "thanatotic" on too many other websites... Quixotic episodic on the hypnotic narcotic. 5s, of course.
John Barry - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for hanging in there, you two.
AFW - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Short, but meaty...
TT - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
ps. Not many writers have the Turtle burrowing into a dictionary... I thought "chthonic" was a typo.... soooo cool, have to work that into conversations.....
Larry Hensley - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written, 5's
Rick C - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Splendid! What alvin said. 555

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