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Song Parodies -> "Nosh Haggis, Vile Farts Abound"

Original Song Title:

"Stop Dragging My Heart Around"

Original Performer:

Stevie Nicks/Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Nosh Haggis, Vile Farts Abound"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Taste is numbing, shocking; most folks abhor
This dish; it makes your stomach sore. . .
Not like game swell. . .a sheep gut that’s stuffed with goo.
These vittles blow; I’d rather eat a fugu.

Oh, you’ll have some vittles trouble. . .keep down,
Not be heavin’. . .then there’s the sound:
Nosh haggis, vile. . .
Nosh haggis, vile. . .
Nosh haggis, vile farts abound.

It’s hard to think when out air has wafted;
A nostril kink is all that’s wanted.
This doesn’t have to be the pig get-eatin’,
This doesn’t have to be the wind that appalls.

It blows out freely wafting up to the sky;
It blows—I really want to fetally curl.
I do not really want to smell what outlies
From a butt gushing precursor haggis turds.
“Not haggis, vile. . .
Not haggis, vile. . .
Not haggis, vile farts abound!”

There’s people lunchin’ down food makes me hurl. . .
Nasty noshin’—a fress that’s “euw!”
They’ll make a meal of this thing haggis;
They need someone cooking rabbit stew.

It blows out freely wafting up to the eye
And nose; I really want to bleat out, “You churl!

“Stop haggis-style. . .
Stop haggis-vile. . .
Stop haggis-vile farts!”: my sound.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Now the protest song "It's Scotland's Oil" has a companion piece..."It's Scotland's Gas"! Nice job, laddie! ;D
Mark Scotti - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Gotta love that haggis...NOT! LOL Check out my haggis entry:
2Eagle - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The things people will eat when they are desperate! The thought of that barfs me out.
John Barry - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: Thanks, laddie.

Mark: I checked it out. . .very good.

2Eagle: I agree!
daparodysong - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job !

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