Drop a doo, drop a doo,
Fare you will eat then drop a doo.
Every supper goes all way
Esophogeally, stays
Not long—then you must excrete, that's drop a doo.

Like Macadam sometimes are your thick feces.
Eat green apples. . .empty peremptorily.
You'll feel right, bereft of calcified shite;
You'll be glad you had 'em apples. . .drop a doo.

Drop a doo, drop a doo,
Fare you will eat then drop a doo.
Every supper never stays
Esophogeally; days
Sometimes before you excrete, that's drop a doo.

Indigestion? Napoleon brandy helps your stomach
Once again feel dandy.
It's a treat that will bolster dung's retreat.
And a Napoleon* will then trot through you.

Drop a doo, drop a doo,
Fare you will eat then drop a doo.
Every supper makes its way
Esophogeally; clay's
Sometimes what you will excrete, a rock o’ poo.

If you're swellin, dude, fartin' up a slew;
The room' rife with godawful Euw!!
Go and swing the bathroom door shut and sing
A fresh-air song--doo-ly scent—and drop a poo.

Drop a poo, drop a poo,
Spare the seat, or you'll mop the loo.
Every supper goes all way
Esophogeally, stays
Not long—then you must excrete, that's plop a poo.


*cream-filled pastry