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Song Parodies -> "Route 666"
Original Song Title:
"Route 66"
Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Route 666"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A greatly simplified look at Dante, for more detail: http://www.wsu.edu/~alake/the_circles_of_hell.htm. Old Nick: the devil; Malabolgia: literally "evil hellpit," Lower Hell in Dante's "Inferno"
Hell, if you ever plan to go down south,
Look for a cave with way paved to Hades mouth.
You'll meet Old Nick on Route 666.
Well, it winds from Vestibule to The Well
In Dante's nine levels of Hell.
You'll meet Old Nick on Route 666.
Hell, you'll meet St. Lucifer, if you're a misuser,
Past Limbo, no pity; 6--Heretics city.
You'll see, after Limbo, slatterns, 'tutes, and bimbos
Gluttons next, then Hoarders, to #5's borders.
Wrathful, Violent, Pimps, legs akimbo
Here's a tip: don't let your kindness slip,
Or you'll make that Malabolgia trip
And meet Old Nick on Route 666.
Look for a cave with way paved to Hades mouth.
You'll meet Old Nick on Route 666.
Well, it winds from Vestibule to The Well
In Dante's nine levels of Hell.
You'll meet Old Nick on Route 666.
Hell, you'll meet St. Lucifer, if you're a misuser,
Past Limbo, no pity; 6--Heretics city.
You'll see, after Limbo, slatterns, 'tutes, and bimbos
Gluttons next, then Hoarders, to #5's borders.
Wrathful, Violent, Pimps, legs akimbo
Here's a tip: don't let your kindness slip,
Or you'll make that Malabolgia trip
And meet Old Nick on Route 666.
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http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bobbytroupe0.shtml
wicked....i love it
Hubby, I never though to check in Miscellaneous. Oh well. Same title, different approaches.
Thanks, Alvin.
Thanks, Alvin.
Let's see now, all right, yes, well, hmmm...... "Nick" .... "Nicholas" .... "Saint Nicholas" .... "Santa Claus" .... "Santa" ..... hmm... hmm....anagrams of "Santa", anagrams of "Santa", anagrams of "SANTA".....hmm, well, now, who could it be, I just don't know, hmm, could it beeeeeeeeSATAN???????????
John, it happens to me. I came up with a brilliant idea the other day. I was going to do "Watching the Defectives" And Mari went "Ahem, I already did that one" Oops.
Oh, good, Malcolm hasn't checked in yet. That means I can do the obvious joke: This was one hell of a good parody! You might also want to check out "Dante's the Guy": http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel77.shtml.
Clever, John; good one.
Hell, what a trip!! 666 minus 111...
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