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Song Parodies -> "Buy a Tie for Me?!"

Original Song Title:

"High Anxiety"

Original Performer:

Mel Brooks Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Buy a Tie for Me?!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Buy a tie for me?! Thanks so much, my dear!
Why a tie for me? The answer’s not clear.
Why would you go and buy one at the men’s store?
It is as if you planned
to make me real bored, or sore!

Buy a tie for me. This gift is so lame.
Christmas tie for me should fill you with shame.
I could use a neckerchief to hide wattle skin.
Buy more ties, I’ll do you in!

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