Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display.

Sit. . .
StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
They faced onslaught of ennui
Painting vases of roses.
Now prof's face-to-face with stuff-
y cases of bluenoses.

StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display.

As she unzips; some knees get weak;
Most of the lads are glad.
She has an ABD in Greek
Art; Al.'s a college grad.

Slinking from mink; she is unfurred,
The coat goes to her toes.
Some of the male students are stirred
'Cause she's exposed, sans clothes. Whoa!

StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
This sure beats reading Anouilh!
And lapsing into dozes.
Demented men render ruff
Attended by gents' hoses.

StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display,
Bum heart, titical, and vaginal display.

Like overeducated girls,
She can't earn a red cent
In the real world with MFA,
So like a worm she's bent.

She wishes that Marketing
Had been her school specialty.
She'd join a high-tech firm and then
She'd live in luxury. But. . .

Studious*GalNixFractiousMisfitNextShe'sAll-StrippedPosin',
[alt: Studious*GalIsFratsNixDean'sListNextShe'sAll-StrippedPosin',]
Stupefied by the ennui
Of sittin'. . .nearly dozin'
Off, clothes doffed, coughs in the buff,
Because windows need closin'.

"Super"CallAGallantKid'sLips"GetHeatGalIsFrozen!"
It's chilly, chilly, chilly this winter day,
It's chilly, chilly, chilly this winter day.

This day after the class is done,
She's dons her negligee.
A kid summons up nerve
Sidles up to her and does say,
"You sat hours, motionlessly;
You are my sweet 'still life.'"

Sharp riposte from the re-posed girl:
"Sit on a palette knife!"


*pronounced with two syllables