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Song Parodies -> "Little Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Little Girl"

Original Performer:

Syndicate of Sound

Parody Song Title:

"Little Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hey, little girl, I have coveted you since age 4,
And now you're 11, you know what I am here for.

Little girl ought to start to get hot for me,
Because she's going to be a baby factory, yeah!

Other girls did it: they married me; there's quite a few.
There I've sown my seed; my kids number 1-0-2.

You can't leave little girl, can't get out of this fortress door.
I'll keep you knocked up, locked up till me, you bore, yes!

You'll be stuck by my side till geriatric 22.
Nab new little girl--it's all over for you. Ta ta, ta ta, ta ta.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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UnKnownVo - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack Barrow, . . . . I'm ready to 'Walk the Plant", anything . . . . to get off this ship !!!
alvin - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
nice little theme ya got goin' today
John Barry - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, UKV, Alvln.

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