Roll out those dazer phasor Taser guns that stun 'em.
Tase 'em with voltage, vectors, and amperes.
Roll out those dazer, phasor Taser guns and stun 'em.
Just watch 'em swoon and see how the juice makes 'em sneer.

But when you blast 'em, try hard not to hit their weenies,
'Cause they might bound up and then jet.
Their autonomic nervous system makes their jeansies
Get juiced 'cause electrified members get 'em wet.

Roll out those dazer phasor Taser guns and stun 'em,
Tase 'em with voltage, vectors, and amperes.
Roll out those dazer, phasor Taser guns and stun 'em,
And when you stun 'em, from ball bay steer clear.

So blast that fella, then he's curled up on earth, writhin'
In a galvanic swoon, it seems.
But suddenly he is back on his feet and scythin'
'Cause you were missin' with the dart, and now you scream.

No doubt those dazer phasor Taser guns can stun 'em
Tase 'em with voltage, vectors, and amperes.
But so you tame 'em , lame 'em, aim that gun to stun 'em
Or ditch that stun gun and run far from here.