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Song Parodies -> "If You Believe That the Stars"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon a Star"

Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:

"If You Believe That the Stars"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If you believe that the stars
rule your life, I’ve got a bar-gain:
a bridge to Brooklyn I will sell to you.

The price will not be too steep;
I can get it for you cheap.
Tolls paid by drivers in cars
will fast accrue.

Fate’s defined
by glowing orbs above
that bring fulfillment of your every longing.

After all that dough accrues,
you’ll have enough for a cruise.
You can travel very far…
have great star views.

Price of the cruise may be steep,
but the stars say, “Don’t be cheap!”
Whether you’re on port or star-board,
it’s for you.

Fate’s defined
by glowing orbs above
you can watch from sunset till early morning.

Stars say, “You’re in for bad news:
You will not finish the cruise.”
You’re killed by a falling spar
dropped by the crews.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - January 13, 2020 - Report this comment
well, Jiminy Cricket! 5s
Emily - February 22, 2020 - Report this comment
Astrology is absurd, well said!

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