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Song Parodies -> "I Have a Scroll to View"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Have a Scroll to View"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I have a scroll to view
from ancient times.
And its translator shall be you,
so start eyein’
it—the job’s tryin’.
I can’t understand it,
what some scribe wrote down.
Glad you’ll give a hand; it
is in the best shape of all that we found.
I hand the scroll to you,
so please opine. . .
take time.
“What I view
may shock you.
What folks do
here is screw. . .
gettin’ down.
What is in there
is pornography!”
(A heavy sound of breathing )
“I’ll take this scroll to view
at my bedtime!”
from ancient times.
And its translator shall be you,
so start eyein’
it—the job’s tryin’.
I can’t understand it,
what some scribe wrote down.
Glad you’ll give a hand; it
is in the best shape of all that we found.
I hand the scroll to you,
so please opine. . .
take time.
“What I view
may shock you.
What folks do
here is screw. . .
gettin’ down.
What is in there
is pornography!”
(A heavy sound of breathing )
“I’ll take this scroll to view
at my bedtime!”
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