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Song Parodies -> "Schlock Dose o’ Diesel!"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Goes the Weasel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Schlock Dose o’ Diesel!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He abounds in Hollywood dreck
worse than a case of measles.
My god, here comes another one!
Schlock dose o’ Diesel!!

Another “Furious” to dread,
an endless slew o’ sequels.
Still, people good money blow
watching Vin Diesel.

Stars of flicks are vehicles
first one: “Fast and Furious.”
But because they’re Diesel-full:
“Fatuous and Spurious.”

This schlock increases like pubic lice
that suck until they’re bleed-full.
Studios should heed advice:
Stop gross Vin Diesel!

His career has had two good roles,
but neither's very recent.
Can he dig out of the schlock hole. . .
do something decent?

Vin, he mumbles most of his lines—
he's not Stanislavskiful
I wish that dialog he'd sign.
Talk-no, Vin Diesel!

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Thunderhawk - April 16, 2020 - Report this comment
I love it!
Agrimorfee - April 16, 2020 - Report this comment
All I can say is: "I AM GROOT!"
2Eagle - April 17, 2020 - Report this comment
They're all boring. At least Weird Al hasn't retired yet and he's on You Tube. Same way with The Simpsons and All in the Family. You can find whatever you are looking for.

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