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Song Parodies -> "What’s the Difference Between Snakes. . . ?"

Original Song Title:

"What a Difference a Day Made"

Original Performer:

Dinah Washington

Parody Song Title:

"What’s the Difference Between Snakes. . . ?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What’s the difference between snakes
In their ivory towers?
Right and left, those in power
Are equally our bane.

They’ll rectum-rape, the blue, dear,
Reddened apes will screw too, dear.
They’re both going to f**k you, dear—
They’re one and the same kind
(Best cover your behind).

What’s the difference between fakes?
None—equal hypocrisy;
Let’s be blunt: sick pox, D.C.;
All pols foaming to kiss corporate rifts.

It’s heaven when these cankers reach D.C.’s venue;
Then these dimwits have it made,
Start to grift, red and blue.

What’s the difference between fakes?
None—equal hypocrisy;
Let’s be blunt: it’s pox, D.C.;
All pols foaming to kiss lobbyists’ rifts.

It’s heaven for these cancers in D.C.’s venue;
Then these grifters have it made,
And the victim is you.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, John, Harrison Ford called. He said, "I hate snakes! I hate 'em!" And Samuel L. Jackson called. he said, "Enough is enough! I have had it with these MF'in snakes in these MF'in parodies!"
Old Man Ribber - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Right down the middle...good shot. The pols are always busy covering their "asps". ;D
Another Rube Outs Himself - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Typical words from a 0-voter when he realizes he's been had.
LadyGoBra - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree ~Pirate T-REX~that all reptiles share similar DNA . . .
Lee - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, we both kinda covered the same theme today. But of course, yours is way better than mine. You're an Amiright king and I'm merely a rookie. =) 5's.
Chrisssssstie Marie M - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
They're like snakes, they're very slippery! Beware of those snakes in the grass. You'll never know where they could be heading! Slithering with 555's!

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