What’s the difference between snakes
In their ivory towers?
Right and left, those in power
Are equally our bane.

They’ll rectum-rape, the blue, dear,
Reddened apes will screw too, dear.
They’re both going to f**k you, dear—
They’re one and the same kind
(Best cover your behind).

What’s the difference between fakes?
None—equal hypocrisy;
Let’s be blunt: sick pox, D.C.;
All pols foaming to kiss corporate rifts.

It’s heaven when these cankers reach D.C.’s venue;
Then these dimwits have it made,
Start to grift, red and blue.

What’s the difference between fakes?
None—equal hypocrisy;
Let’s be blunt: it’s pox, D.C.;
All pols foaming to kiss lobbyists’ rifts.

It’s heaven for these cancers in D.C.’s venue;
Then these grifters have it made,
And the victim is you.