Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Their End"

Original Song Title:

"The End"

Original Performer:

Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Their End"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It’s at their end. . .
you victim, friend.
It’s on their end—
make no amends. . .their end.
Need a tech-support man: your “friend”
is from the Hindustan; he’ll send
useless hints; be apprised: dead end.
He’ll never look past his script—try again.

Got no picture on TV?
Dish/cable company.
Desperately in need of a sage’s hand,
you get feckless “Dan.”

Lost Web when roamin’? Ineptness domain.
Appalling swindlers cause you pain.
Galling grifters can’t explain
waiting on their bumbling reign.

There’s danger of a Web gone down;
right isn’t their way, uh-uh!
Scheme teams give bogus, old lines,
while up big they mess, oh yeah.

Site-feed breaks, site-feed brakes. . .
their mistakes; mistakes they make always.
You ain’t done wrong; every time,
their mistake. These trolls, not you, the aholes.

These pests make a mess.
These pests always mess up?
Of course, the answer’s “yes!”

Their screwups are galling us;
their screwups appalling us.
“Right” isn’t in their syllabus.

These swindlers are doling a con;
they’re putzes, stooge spawn.
Our time they waste, a disgraceful parody
of a service, one and all.
Their tech-support is goons, airheads, and nitwits.
Companies always are the ones that fuck up,
and then they tell you that it’s your fault.
In fact, every time you’re the one in the right.

Faultless, you; still they bill you.
With bullshit they will fill you.

“Come on, baby, take a chance with us,
Come on, baby, you can sure trust us,”
Are the lines they lay on you, and then they bust
their word with poor service that breeds disgust.

Spewin’ to you crocks
of doo-doo plus.
Spewin’ to you crocks. . . .

Come on, fix it.
Bit rill’s nil, nil, nil!

It’s at their end. . .
boobs fail again.
Shit is their end—
make no amends. . .their end.
They hurt you with TV
and Web pages you won’t see.
Their end, the latency, down time;
their end ain’t right, yours is just fine.

Fix at their end.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Meriadoc - August 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Just had this experience with my AT&T internet going down the other night. Problem WAS on their end. Spent an hour online with support. Frustrating, but at the same time, they were attempting to find the problem. It was quite late in the evening, they were able to fix it overnight and called me first thing in the AM to make sure I was back up and running.
Peregrin - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
This also deserves better. There needs to be some sort of script-breaker protocol - "I know what you are saying, but you haven't REALLY listened to a word I have said" Never helps when after a minute or two you realise that you know more than the person on the end of the phone!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/doors18.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 633