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Song Parodies -> "Coup de Grâce"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Coup de Grâce"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I was working like a lad late one night,
Fantasized about my dearie, tight.
And then my monsstirring slab began to rise—
She sauntered in, to my surprise.

The monsstir splash,
We did the monsstir splash.
The monsstir splash,
It fuzzed a gaping slash.
The monsstir splash.
It cogged on in the gash.
We diddled fast.
We did the monsstir splash.

From her labiatory came some cachèd yeast;
I ran fast from headroom, vamoosed from the feast.
My jewels all came from their hummèd abode
And gave a jolt through my erect toad.


The zombies had lots of rum.
The painter had a big 'n' .
The gesso smoothed in, vulvan—
Spatulaed, not to run.

The seam was rockin', I was diggin' the mound,
The gorer strained, cracked by splaying pounds.
The coughin'-gagger was about to arrive;
I vote for this over slicked fingers five.


She started coughin'; she'd vac'ed the thing.
Cream started bubblin'—gustation fling.
Opened the lid to shake free some mist
And said: "That's never happened; it's a tracheal-cranial spritz!"


Now everything's drool; drag the part from the span,
And the monstirred gash gives a drip from the gland.
The yule log's livid—been mashed by maid's coo'.
When you get to that door, swell, then bore with a coup.

A coup de Grâce,
A monsstirred coup de grâce.
A coup de grâce.
It's not a graybar cache.
A coup de grâce,
Don't get caught on a clasp.
A coup de grâce
A monsstirred coup de grâce.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
You possess a great talent for turning triple X sexual terms into such clever and humorous sophisticated sentences, John....Excellent-5's
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I've heard it called a lot of things but her labiatory??? - VERY inventive John - 555
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
a perfect halloweiner song..5s
Guy - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like the weiner got hollowed by count crackula.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for s*x-s*x-s*x !
John Barry - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Happy Halloweeen.

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