Ooh, we need the love babe--
Gets us all to woo.[1]
Throne-seated one's love babe's
Kind of needy, too.[2]

Gorgeous, grumpy,
Gorging, humpy.
They live way up above world.
Eight dames are Greek

Lunch comes from the slay girl,
Hunting for a hind.[3]
Then there's the buffet girl;[4]
These two help up dine.

Gorging gluttons,
Gorging mutton.
They live way up above world.
Eight dames are Greek.

Eight dames are Greek--
There's love and lust in this crew
Eight dames are Greek;
Sometimes for mortal mugs they care.

This is one tough-love babe
And has wisdom too.[5]
Here's the sweep-the-rug babe
With neat whisk-broom crew.[6]

For'ging luncheons,
Forging truncheons.
They live way up above world.
Eight dames are Greek.

Eight dames are Greek,
Their noses stuck up at you.
Eight dames are Greek,
Yet sometimes treat us fair and square.

Loves Ma does that "Gay" girl. . .
Not the love-maw kind.[7]
Finally, light-of-day girl,
Who makes the sun shine.[8]

Gorgons, not these,
Gorgeous, hot tease.
They live way up above, world,
Eight dames on peak,[9]
Eight dames are Greek,
Eight deities.


[1]Aphrodite, goddess of love
[2]Hera, marriage, family, motherhood; Zeus' jealous wife
[3]Artemis, hunting, archery
[4]Demeter, agriculture, harvest
[5]Athena, wisdom, crafts, defensive warfare
[6]Hestia, hearth, domestic life
[7]Gaia, earth (Mother Earth)
[8]Hemera, daylight
[9] Actually, only the first six resided on Olympus, but who's counting?