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Song Parodies -> "They Have a Sale on Shoes!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Have a Sale on Shoes!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They have a sale on shoes
such as Florsheim.
I’m gonna glom a pair or two. . .
I like tryin’
more, and more buyin’.

I will get no sandals
with straps leather brown.
People look like vandals
when they strap those things on around town.

So to this sale on shoes—
I’m getting mine,
so fine!

I love to
shop for shoes.
Chase the blues
when I do buying now.

Get several pair
that look good on me.
They’re made from cows
and piggies.

And some are sailcloth, too—
the canvas kind.
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Rob Arndt - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
5s again JAB... btw, where you at? I'm holding at 478.
AFW - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
If the parody fits...it's a shoe in
Ed Sullivan - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
.... a really big shoe
Imelda - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I like this!

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