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Song Parodies -> "La Vie en Nose"

Original Song Title:

"La Vie en Rose"

Original Performer:

Edith Piaf

Parody Song Title:

"La Vie en Nose"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Nose job--I'm your rhinoplast,
Organ of smell I'll cast.
This is la vie en nose

It's bent down; I'll turn it high,
Pointing between your eyes.
High fees for vie en nose.

I prep you before we start,
Then curl septum apart,
Nose will take up less room.

You'll see your beak when you peek from above.
I think you'll love it, shoved in it's not so long.
Give your life savings to me,
High priced, rhinoplasty. Pay through the nose-a.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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 4   0
 5   5

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Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
2 down, 1 to go. Nothing to sneeze at...555
Bob Gomez - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Of the three, I enjoyed this one the most. Anytime somebody uses "rhinoplasty" this neatly I gotta give 5's.
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