This troll House will screw the children
this troll House with loons is rife
this troll House will only cosset
fats cats that sustain its life
This troll House is full of gangsters
this troll House is full of touts
for all the forces of darkness
that engage in country routs

CHORUS:
Ain’t a-gonna heed this House no longer
ain’t a-gonna heed this House no more
ain’t got time for hearing nitwits
as they blather on the floor
ain’t got time to hear the dimwits
some clinically insane
Ain’t a-gonna heed this House no longer
everything these wretches touch turn to taints

This troll House is a time-waster
this troll House get its bankroll
from troll louts who fish for gain
from Troll House member whose goal’s
drop to knees and blow the willie
of those who help them attain
wealth and pelf—that’s what they’re seekin’
flush the country down the drain

CHORUS

These troll house dogs all are keepin’
us in chains, and so we grieve
but despite many an ire face
there is no chance that they’ll leave
Wish I had me a bulldozer
dig a hole and push each whore
into it and then I’d bury it
so we’d hear from them no more

CHORUS

This troll House will screw the children
while faux pleas for them are rife
This troll House is full of conmen
many cheatin’ on the wife
The troll House gaffes lead to laughter
as they put foot into mouth
These troll House goons live in darkness
especially those from the South

Most of us they bleed, this House of Conners
yet we gotta feed this House of whores
When its time to hear the nitwits
who pose, blather from the floor
takes no time—less that a minute
to dismiss the AV* pain
Ain’t a-gonna heed this House no longer
That great button’s ready: turn off the taints


*audiovisual