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Song Parodies -> "Scent of Clean Dentures Beats Lox"

Original Song Title:

"Twentieth Century Fox"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Scent of Clean Dentures Beats Lox"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If they're fabulously clean;
If you gnashingly grate,
You get out dreck between,
But then you eructate.
Your date won't gag or nag,
"You've got the pox!"

'cause the scent of clean dentures beats lox,
'cause the scent of clean dentures beats lox.
No fear,
Stow beer,
Stow roux 'n' leer--
No shocks.
'cause the scent of clean dentures beats hocks.
Oh yeah!

If you stream some drool
And lazily salivate,
Don't cry--keep your cool;
Just keep those dentures straight,
And hold the line on alimentary talk.

Because the scent of clean dentures beats lox,
'cause the scent of clean dentures beats hocks.
Get a girl's locked up
(Lips)--hide that plastic glop.
Squeezed; the cement from dentures means shocks, oh yeah,
Cement from dentures means shocks, oh yeah,
cement from dentures means shocks.
Squeezed cement from creamed dentures means locks.

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Stan Hall - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I have sent your invention no knocks.
Meriadoc - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Still trying to figure out if something kinky was going on with those dentures at the end... :-O
AFW - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good, as well as funny, advice
alvin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
just about anything beats lox....surreal stuff
Johnny D - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL!

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