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Song Parodies -> "I Whisk Eggs with Merry Briskness"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Whisk Eggs with Merry Briskness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I whisk eggs with merry briskness,
I whip eggs with merry briskness,
I whisk eggs to airy liftness—
A soufflé will appear.

Good bitings I’ll bring to you for din-din,
Good bitings, a whisked fress of the soufflé that’s near.

But nix on a figgy pudding,
My shtik isn’t figgy pudding,
No bliss from a figgy pudding
That is crumbly and sere.

So, just stow it into your tum,
Go and stow it into your tum,
Post-noshing-it, the time will come:
Chase it down with a beer.

These whisked eggs have prompted sickness ,
These whipped eggs have prompted ickness,
Up zip dregs of nosh, an ick mess. . .
Salmonella, I fear.

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AFW - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Tricky title and subs

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