You hear his squeals, rife,
one of them’s “soitenly.”
Then the fat man slides
around the floor circularly.
Poke in the eyes
digitally, abruptly.
He is a poked boy, along with pal Larry,
slapped by the meanie one, meanie Moe—
hits ’em high, hits ’em low.
Look out—there’s a shin blow! Then Moe is on a rapping spree.

“Woo-woo-woo!” trills the man. . .
gets a punch upside the head;
parted fingers signal dread.
“Nyuk, nyuk!” cries the tubby one.
Punch! POW!! Eyes gouged. Moe-made moan on the way.
“Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!”
Moe’s a mean and angry guy
who finds the time to grind five in gut furrows—
Curly pawed, Curly pawn in his moptop sibling’s madness.

Bruised pate, pried eye, kicked bum
sends shivers up the spine;
body aches and don’t feel fine.
Food fight everybody—fly’n’ pie hits Moe:
gonna beat offending guy, knock out a tooth.
“Moe, Moe! Owwwwwwwwww!!”
(Then there’s a cheek-skin blow)
“I feel like I’ll die!”
Moe’s got no empathy, so scorn befalls
the far-from-little billowed [peso] netto of a man. . .
starts a “Woo. . .” starts a “Woo. . .” Phonetical farrago.

Thump his throat and bite him; he responds fightingly.
Mauling-crazed Moe,
mauling makes Moe
all-in way go.
Gall! He’ll pay, oh!
maul repay, so:
finger poke. . .man hit with oak.

Butt kick for the poor boy; his woe body’s chubby,
a punched and groped boy by one of family,
spared not from fights with this Moenstrosity.
Cheek is clubbed, cheek gets blow. . .ill-will-possessed Moe.

Big fella, whoa! get hits that rips his clothes. . .
wrecked, his clothes.
Bit fella is nipped right on the nose,
dents on nose,
Bris’d fella is kicked where skin’s no mo’,
wrenched cojo[ne]s.

Moe’s engrossed in throes, stomps on toes, wrenches,
dishes out the blows, despite “No!”s
“Oh, Moe, no, no, no. . . !”

Moe mashed a femur, smashed a femur, bashed a femur, bent a toe—
beat well his broth-er Jerome, AKA Curly.
“Curly?”
Fur-free!

Moe don’t think—he just sends his fingers in their eyes.
If they blink, then they might fend off that digit pry.
Moe’s ragey mad, but he’s also cagey:
just gonna get off, get off one last tweak of the ear.

[Columbia Studio sound effects]

Nutjob and a madman—
id is running free—
puncher and a slapper, punching Larry but more Curly.

Never reins it in, Moe.