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Song Parodies -> "Morn, Too Late"

Original Song Title:

"Born Too Late"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Morn, Too Late"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Morn, too late for beings that need P.-
M. ambience to amble, masticate.
Die in the morn—to late.

Morn, too late, so they must get down from above.
They'll fry and die if they should wait
Until morn--too late.

You see them walking with bloodlust,
And you had better flee.
They long to hold you and nip you
In a vein or an artery.

They're hungry.

Morn, too late. If they're up there,
Not where they lie
In a coffin. . .earthen substrate.
Die if till morn they wait.

Morn, you wait deep in their lair
To make them die
You've got to get them with a stake
And a cruciform t-a-a-a-ake.
Don't let careworn hands shake.

The stake!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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alvin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
you got to the heart of the matter with this one
littleCakeHands - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
? ? ? cake-worn hands? ? ? another Cabo-Wabo award, Sir John.

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