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Song Parodies -> "Guy’s Scheming to Ignite Business"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Guy’s Scheming to Ignite Business"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Guy’s scheming to ignite business,
because he couldn’t make it go.
Customers were missin’,
and he was hissin’
through lips where epithets flow.

Guy’s scheming to ignite business—
he’ll do it in the dark of night.
He’s about to set it alight,
and then his failed business will ignite.

Guy’s scheming to ignite business,
because he couldn’t make a go.
Interest was missin’,
so his decision
was to set it all aglow.

Guy’s scheming to ignite business—
insurance paid up—then a light.
He collected, and then he took flight.
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