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Song Parodies -> "Dealt One Squall"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Dealt One Squall"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dealt one squall—resounds, by golly!
[sounds of flatulence]
Shit’s precedin’—this was folly
[sounds of excrement]

Doff ye now thy stained apparel
[sounds of disgust]
Gross thy raiment. . .stool-rimed, feral
[more sounds of disgust]

Please be scraping stool before it’s
[sounds of scraping]
In the machine, but first score it
[more sounds of scraping]

Follow the instructions; measure
[sounds of detergent being measured]
Enough soap for stool-slimed thread purge
[sounds of washing machine]

Blast away—your roiled rear gasses
[sounds of flatulence]
Failure to keep crap in asses.
[sounds of excrement]

Stinky noise plus all that’s gathered
[sounds of concurrent flatulence and excrement]
Passes and on pants is slathered.
[sounds of “Execrable!!”]

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Old Man Ribber - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Asqualling! ;D
Christie Marie M - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
One thing I enjoy is this catchy toilet humor for the Holidays. Uh, oh, did someone spike Santa's milk with magnesia...or was his hot cocoa drugged by laxatives...or was his candy made out of ex-lax? I actually went on YT and listened to real life flatulent, diarrhea sounds and thought of this satire. Asqualling, and 555 pepto bismols for this one!!
John Barry - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR, Christie--thank you.
LilSquawCakes - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Ahhhh Captain BedBug, . . . . you only " Felt one Squaw ", Sir ? ? . . . Gee, you're slipping, SirSweaty !

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