It's so dark, babe, we might freeze here.
All that snow is pearly white.
We got cracked pipes, underneath, dear.
It's gonna be such a long night.

So watch out for frostbite, might freeze ear, babe
Park a pillow on your head.
You'll want some gloves, and socks on feet, babe.
Till the hour power outage has fled.

See the sidewalk--concrete's buckled, uh oh!
White your body, just oozin' ice.
And on my beak I can see hoar frost
Need another type o' cracked pipe.

In a dug moat, there forms a river that's frozen;
Inclement, bad weather is droopin' my crown.
Get demented. . .not much weight, dear,
Five, six centigrams of crack, please, track it down.

Now, bring it here and loosely fill it, right up to here, babe.
Thanks for lightin' up small chunk of my stash.
We can keep, friend, away from the jailer
Because I have laundered all the cash.

Hey, it's a dive in here, oh so spooky, tawdry.
There's a lotta lemurs that I'm shootin' down.
Oops! My sight hallucinates, dear.
Too much crack I've smoked now--'bout a pound

Oh no! Under the divan zooms my tokery;
I feel a lotta things there, like loose change dropped down.
Then lights come back on tonight, babe,
Now those cracked pipes can be found.