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Song Parodies -> "Freaks in the Dark in Texas"
Original Song Title:
"Deep in the Hart of Texax"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Freaks in the Dark in Texas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Apologies in advance. In pursuit of the mindless prize of 3K parodies, I'm flushing the queue of angry-old-man stuff I did long enough ago that most of it's no longer topical. background info
They aren’t too bright, the school board blight:
Freaks in the dark in Texas
“That Darwin guy, in a pig’s eye!”
Freaks lacking smarts in Texas.
Their choices loom; the country’s doomed—
Freaks keep it dark in Texas.
Amendment 1?! Stress 2—the gun—
Creeps lacking smarts in Texas.
These yokels buy books full of lies,
Freaks lacking smarts in Texas.
Out reason’s pushed in state that’s Bushed,
Creeps lacking smarts in Texas
Creation’s hailed; the state is failed
Sleep nation. . .dark in Texas
Freaks in the dark in Texas
“That Darwin guy, in a pig’s eye!”
Freaks lacking smarts in Texas.
Their choices loom; the country’s doomed—
Freaks keep it dark in Texas.
Amendment 1?! Stress 2—the gun—
Creeps lacking smarts in Texas.
These yokels buy books full of lies,
Freaks lacking smarts in Texas.
Out reason’s pushed in state that’s Bushed,
Creeps lacking smarts in Texas
Creation’s hailed; the state is failed
Sleep nation. . .dark in Texas
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Anger? Never saw a trace of it in anything you've ever written...lol. Good luck in pursuit of the third millenium. ;D
Talk oTexas, PirateJack ! !
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