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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat Two Times"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Two Times"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Meat Two Times"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lunch meat two times, tasty
Lunch meat twice today.
Lunch-meat-two-times churl,
I'm no gourmet.

Lunch-meat-two-times churl,
Munchies I'll "borrow";
That way, I don't pay.
Lunch meat two times,
Then go away.

Lunch meat one time,
Each day ' the week.
Lunch meat one time,
And I'm feelin' weak.
But lunch meat two times! Grilled
Repast ain't what I seek.
Lunch meat two times;
I'm gorgin' away.
Lunch meat two times;
I'm gorgin' today.

Oh yeah!

Lunch meat one time--
Hunger's piqued.
Lunch meat one time's tasty;
'nother meal I sneaked.
With lunch meat two times. . .filled.
Fasting thoughts get me freaked!
Lunch meat two times;
I'm gorgin' away.

Lunch meat two times, yeah!
Lunch meat twice today.
Lunch meat two times, yeah;
Chaws I'm gorging today.
Lunch meat two times. . .billed.
Run, I cause sorrow
'cause I will not pay.

Lunch meat two times;
I'm goin' away.
Lunge past the lines. . .
Gorge-no-pay way.
Lunch meat two times;
My gut's gonflé.*

*inflated, swollen

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Meriadoc - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Mmmmm...that reminds me I have some Buddig turkey in the fridge that will soon be going bad. Better go have a sandwich I guess. Can't wait to get back to Akron where I can get chip-chop ham again... But lunch meat two times a day? Ewwww! ;-)
Stan Hall - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Definitely not the worst parody of the day, but quite possibly the wurst. :-)
littleMadameBovine - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this Carnivore!!
alvin - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
great title switch and that ain't no baloney

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