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Song Parodies -> "Witch Clocker"
Original Song Title:
"Witch Doctor"
Original Performer:
David Seville
Parody Song Title:
"Witch Clocker"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
She's got a witch clocker who tells her what to do,
She's got a witch clocker who yells, "They won't hurt you."
A crazy witch clocker, whose name is Thomas Mu-
thee; they go:
[incoherent "speaking in tongues"]
She's got a witch clocker who's worse than W,
She's got a witch clocker who'll put demons on ice,
At church the witch clocker, he gave her this advice,
And he said:
[incoherent "speaking in tongues"]
Now he will keep the guvnor free
From witches who despise her,
And maybe this strategy's mighty smart
If it keeps her from potential-predecessor night-riser,
The undead specter with a stented heart.
She's got a witch clocker who's taught her what to say,
She's got a witch clocker who's got hands on her too.
I think he copped a feel, or maybe even two.
"Oh, baby! Ooooh, ooooooh, oooooooooooooh. . . ."
She's got a witch clocker who yells, "They won't hurt you."
A crazy witch clocker, whose name is Thomas Mu-
thee; they go:
[incoherent "speaking in tongues"]
She's got a witch clocker who's worse than W,
She's got a witch clocker who'll put demons on ice,
At church the witch clocker, he gave her this advice,
And he said:
[incoherent "speaking in tongues"]
Now he will keep the guvnor free
From witches who despise her,
And maybe this strategy's mighty smart
If it keeps her from potential-predecessor night-riser,
The undead specter with a stented heart.
She's got a witch clocker who's taught her what to say,
She's got a witch clocker who's got hands on her too.
I think he copped a feel, or maybe even two.
"Oh, baby! Ooooh, ooooooh, oooooooooooooh. . . ."
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wonderfully weird...packs a walla walla bing bang
I'm with alvin... how *do* you come up with these (what's beyond tangential thinking--inverse cosine cogitation?)
Thanks, Alvin, TJC (when an idea strikes, I just bang it out).
Maybe someday someone will take the spell off her!
Very bewitching
I once left a comment using Mickey's name, and I guess it stayed in the system and I clicked on the wrong one. Sorry, John, but I still meant the joke. -- Mike P.
Is your Witchwatch run on button batteries? i can still remember the self winding ones and the old commercials for Timex Takes Lickin and Keeps on Tickin
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