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Song Parodies -> "The Grate Appender"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Grate Appender"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm a pest, I'm the grate appender. . .
Append ruminations from hell.
My screeds are such; I append too much;
I've no good stories, but I tell.

Oh a pest, I'm the prate appender. . .
Adept at the virtual drone
I have no shame, my appeals are lame;
My chest will heave while I moan.

To deal with my "squeals" would just make you grieve
To beat on DELETE is so sweet; neat you feel.

Pest I, grating appender,
A lacking-in-netiquette clown.
On youtube, see a true boob, me,
Appending my vids to load down.

I feel the appeal of the need to leave
A screed, which you feed to trash heap when received.

Yes, I'm grating appender,
A lacking-in-netiquette clown.
I stream movie-length screeds; remove me
From your maillist; then when I pounce
The threads I append will be bounced.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Jason - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent rhyming. Very good. 555
alvin - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to
AFW - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good one on the Platter
Stan Hall - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
...and I'm the great addender: 5+5+5 :-)
littleEggCakes - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . I surrender to the ~L'meat Offender!~

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