Carpe diem guy ain’t inclined to lie.
Each time he farts, he barks, “It was I.”
When he taints the air, he takes blame, full share:
“Came from my butt—yes, the stench was mine.”
Carpe diem guy
ain’t inclined to lie
If he scents the sky,
admits, “It was I!”

Carpe diem guy awakens bright-eyed
When each day starts, he carps not…don’t hide.
As if it’s a bear and he won’t beware.
He’ll seize and tug until it’s in line.
Carpe diem time…
get that day in line.
Carpe diem time:
Seize one at a time


Go, go…………………!

He knows the art of starting astride
each day, quite aware that life isn’t fair.
Guy gives a tug and gets it in line.
Carpe diem, whines
can’t mesh any time.
Carpe diem guy
indicates the sky.
Carpe diem guy’s
pointing way too high
Crape mie*d# time!

* = R; # = A