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Song Parodies -> "Maple Trees"

Original Song Title:

"Maybelline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Maple Trees"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Maple trees: what I tap into.
Those maple trees: what I tap into.
They then start sap-oozing and syrup will ensue.

I start by motivatin’ up a small hill,
I tap maple trees with my groovin’ drill.
I pound in the spike, which is gonna load
the pail I attach for a sap-disgorge.
It’s starting to flow down the pail’s sleek side:
begins kinda slow, then it’s an unleashed tide.

Maple trees: what I tap into.
Those maple trees: what I tap into.
They then start sap-oozing, but will syrup ensue?

I am so happy as I watch the liquid pour;
pails all around—I have attached a score.
Into them all the precious liquid rains.
Results will be worth all my pains.

Maple trees: what I tap into.
Those maple trees: what I tap into.
They then start sap-oozing, but what next will I do?

The “water” flows down; in it I drown;
soon will be a viscous liquid brown.
I ferry all the liquid to my cooking shed.
It’s all ruse by which I have misled.
I ain’t boilin’ sap; in there sits a still.
Screw all the maple trees; it’s moonshine I distill.

Maple trees are mostly a ruse,
but maple trees’ sap I’m gonna use.
I’ll be trendy and make a maple-infused booze.

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2Eagle - February 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Sweet parody. Have you been to Vermont?

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