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Song Parodies -> "Slot's Got Leaves"

Original Song Title:

"Autumn Leaves"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Slot's Got Leaves"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I alluded to this fiasco last month in "Priggy." A bluenosed censor in one of the galleries where I exhibit placed a leaf over a pudendum in a painting by the featured artist. Then someone surreptitiously removed it. It appeared again but was removed again--and stayed off until the new featured artist mounted her exhibition.
The slot's got leaves,
But then they're winnowed:
The slot's sans leaves,
The bluenosed goal.

You see the lips;
The cover's missing.
"This should be banned!"
Cries an ahole.

Now they're gone away,
But not for long.
Next thing you see,
They're put back on.

Then they're missing;
The leaf wars have started:
The slot's got leaves. . .none at all.

So, they go away,
Next day they're on.
Idiocy is going strong

So, I'm dissing
Pipsqueak boors who started
The slot with leaves--
F**k 'em all!


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alvin - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
censorship sucks...nice one
McKludge - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Um, did she mount her exhibition, or did she "mount" her exhibition?
John Barry - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. It was inadvertent when I typed it, McKludge, but not a bad pun.
Andy Primus - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin
MrMacphisto - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe John Ashcroft went to the gallery?... 5-5-5
adagio - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
My thought was the same as McKludge's ....:D. Good parody.
MadameLeafer - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack,Ssir Sweaty, ~Le Marquis de Bray au Nay~ Blue-Nosed or not, Pi Rate Jack, decency does " pay the way" !

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