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Song Parodies -> "Dude, Watch Your Bike!"
Original Song Title:
"Do What You Like"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blind Faith
Parody Song Title:
"Dude, Watch Your Bike!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
As I was parodying this, I was struck by the ability of each line in the OS to stand alone as an admonition or observation. It's not so much a song as a series of Zen/haiku-like rules for living. Unlike the parody.
On bike, as you ped',
Wear a helmet, the law said.
Sans helmet you might be dead,
Get it tethered onto your head
Dude, watch your bike!
Your bike's alloy-bred,
It is light; cranks are tight.
Don't want a spike in your head?
Get a helmet, the law said.
Dude, watch your bike!
Open your eyes,
You will spy on road, dead,
A deer cooked in the sun; got hooked
By a large trike; looks like flatbread.
Dude, watch your bike!
Wear a helmet, the law said.
Sans helmet you might be dead,
Get it tethered onto your head
Dude, watch your bike!
Your bike's alloy-bred,
It is light; cranks are tight.
Don't want a spike in your head?
Get a helmet, the law said.
Dude, watch your bike!
Open your eyes,
You will spy on road, dead,
A deer cooked in the sun; got hooked
By a large trike; looks like flatbread.
Dude, watch your bike!
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dude, fives
Good job of spoofing a silly, well-intentioned law.
Dude, where's my bike? 5's
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