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Song Parodies -> "Gored Me"
Original Song Title:
"Stormy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Classics IV
Parody Song Title:
"Gored Me"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Pamplona sunshine makes me drink lots of wine,
’cause this is the corrida way.
I know that some of us will be fallin’ down,
but those are the chances you take if you’re to play.
Don’t gore me, don’t gore me on this fine sunny day!
I start to run and I am moving with ease
in this town of toro fame.
I am not fearful; tasting’s made me recklessly bold,
so I get a bad ankle sprain—then comes real pain!
Oh, gored me, tor’ gored me—pricked back is how I pay.
Oh, gored me, tor’ gored me. Wish that I didn’t play.
’cause this is the corrida way.
I know that some of us will be fallin’ down,
but those are the chances you take if you’re to play.
Don’t gore me, don’t gore me on this fine sunny day!
I start to run and I am moving with ease
in this town of toro fame.
I am not fearful; tasting’s made me recklessly bold,
so I get a bad ankle sprain—then comes real pain!
Oh, gored me, tor’ gored me—pricked back is how I pay.
Oh, gored me, tor’ gored me. Wish that I didn’t play.
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