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Song Parodies -> "Arm-Masticate Wolfman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Arm-Masticate Wolfman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Large-mandibles wolfman, stay away from me,
Clamp-mandibles wolfman, manically I’ll flee.
I put some garlic upon my door,
Then I realized, vampires that’s for.
You’re a gore-exporting thing, it’s true
Who rends at night—growing bold are you.

Large-mandibles wolfman, get away from me,
Champ-mandibles wolfman, monster, let me be!
I put many locks upon my door—
I don’t want to see you grab me then score
My thighs, eyes, or lips; excise certain part that I self-aggrandize.

Now, wolfman, I said, get away!
Hey, maniac wolfman, where ya go at day?

Don’t come a-crashin’ through my front door,
I know that you wanna taste some gore.
I don’t need your horrid keens,
I don’t need your get-throat scenes.

So, wolfman, stay away from me,
Arm-masticate wolfman, manna’s what you see.
Go, go on, get away, go on, get away
Now, go! go!! go!!!

You’re a grievous wolfman,
A blood-thievous wolfman.
Night fright,
Fright night,
Bite fright,
Night bite.

You want blood from me;
I give blood to Sue
Who spikes my vein each time that I’m
A donor—it ain’t for you!

I don’t want you to cleave;
I wish that you would go.
I don’t want you to thieve
Even a pinky toe, wolfman.
You got me peeved, wolfman!


Goodbye, armament-fate wolfman.

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Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - You saved the best for last, you sly devil! It was a (glorious and delightful if exhausting) task to read and comment on all of your offerings. What TT is to intellect and footnotes, Alvin is to cleverness, AFW is to gentle humor, BJM and Michael Pacholek are to right and left politics, Susanna is to Finland, TJC is to psuedonym comments, Rob is to history and armaments, and I am to interesting intros and shameless flattery, you are THE reigning monarch of amiright. Be careful...Porfle could eventually be a threat to your throne! Bless you, my friend and sincere thanks for so much amusement! ;D

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