Balled shite, and every monkey ready—
Balled shite, now here they throw.
A dump of poo, a dumped poo—see soar.
Dumpy clumpy fly,
Dumpy lumpy guys. . . .

They shat then picked it up; it’s soft and brown,
Then they’re spreadin’, slatherin’ it around.
The clumps then splatter every which way
Till they are covered; that’s how they stay.
And so they’re smellin’ rancid, but that’s D.C.
’cause to splatter’s a monkey thing;
They’re all covered with feces.
They shat; it’s sticky. . .poo-covered monkeys.
Congress, a crew of shit-sheathed monkeys.
Children? Worse—they’re just shit-sheathed monkeys.
Dumpy clumpy fly
Dungy scummy guys. . . .

Monkeys leaked, monkeys threw.
Congress—just monkeys covered with poo;
Congress, a slew of shit-sheathed monkeys,
Crew that’s shit-sheathed, dung-draped monkeys.
Doo-draped monkeys (poo-draped monkeys).
Fetid poo’d monkeys (poo-clad monkeys).
Doo-clad monkeys (poo-clad monkeys),
Fetid doo’d monkeys (doo-clad monkeys),
Shit-sheathed monkeys (shitty monkeys).
Dumpy clumpy fly,
Dung-sheathed lumpy guys. . .