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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Whelp That Poos"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got a Whelp That Poos"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've got a whelp that poos;
Each day I find
Dropped dung dollops, damned dog doo-doos!

And they're lyin'
On rugs, brown-dyein'.

But then when I stand on
One runny and round
And with no sandals on,
It's scandalous--no papers put down.

I've got a whelp that poos
The house is mined--
Feet find.

For dog doo,
That dog's due
To go to
A dog school, and they vow
To teach it where
It should go potty. . .
It's back home now.

I smell it.
That pup's expelled some doo. . .
It's in my wine!!!

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
charming, considering the subject
John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Tommy Turd (-le) - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but what alvin said.
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa, it's hilarious.

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