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Song Parodies -> "In The Bed to Stay"

Original Song Title:

"Things We Said Today"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"In The Bed to Stay"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Feeling kind of grumpy—
out I rarely go.
Getting kind of lumpy—
gym’s been a no-no.

Just a little lonely,
so I’ve decided that the way
I am gonna spend time:
In the bed to stay.

This is not a fine world…
quite far from sublime.
It is a bad-times world…
on hands, lots of time.

Might as well be dreaming,
sleeping much even during day.
So I’m gonna spend time:
In the bed to stay.

Noted: I’m the grumpy kind,
because in the house I have been stuck,
going out of my mind.
Napping is the way.
The pillows fluffed
for faux-night-time world.
Could be kinda fun.
Now in the daytime world,
I’ll lie on my buns.

In day I’ll be dreaming,
sleeping much of the time away.
On a snoozing bender,
in the bed to stay.

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