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Song Parodies -> "Tumblin' to Tumbrels Feed"

Original Song Title:

"Tumblin' Tumbleweeds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sons of the Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Tumblin' to Tumbrels Feed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tumbrels: carts used during the French Revolution to bring prisoners to the guillotine and convey their heads away.
See them tumbling down,
Heading, their mugs, toward the ground,
Honed from bodies, no more bound.
Guillotined noggins are tumblin' to tumbrels feed.

They were royals; now they're riding midst a throng;
Tumbrels wheeled 'round Paree elicit a song.
Light of head they'll be very soon;
Riotous throng sings, "King's a goon!"

See them tumbling down,
Sometimes one rolls on the ground,
Boys bowl it and knock 'em down.
Guillotined noggins are rumblin' to tumble quilles.*

"Cake, let them eat," she'd opined,
No chops final time she dined,
Soon would come the cut unkind.
Her last repast was a dumpling-thing humble feed.

A new reign had been spawned,
But some swore they'd been conned.

Adieu, Louis, Antoine',
Robespierre too would be gone,
Joined by his compère** Danton.
Before too long, they'd, too, tumble to tumbrels feed.


* bowling pins
** pal

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alvin rhodes - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm delighted by this odd mix
AFW - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Royally done and darkly humerous..
TJC - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Always educational...I always learn new words or a turn of phrase from you...John-son & his Argot-nuts?
John Barry - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, TJC.
Michael Pacholek - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Not too many French Revolution parodies on this site, not even from the amateur historians (me, Phil, Susanna and maybe a few others). Maybe you could write one from Robespierre's perspective, telling France, "I Put Some Hell On You."
John Barry - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, interesting idea. Might complement one I have in mind with a Sartrian theme: I Am in Hell with You. Thanks.

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