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Song Parodies -> "You Have Such Thin Skin, Billy Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Where Have You Been, Billy Boy?"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"You Have Such Thin Skin, Billy Boy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off-limits to you, except San Francisco."—Billy Boy, November 8, 2005
You have such thin skin, Billy boy, Billy Boy.
You have such thin skin, snarling Billy.
Maybe you should get a life,
Stop calling girls not your wife.
You're a scum thing;
Half your nickname is "mother. . . ."

Did you bid her to do sin, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Did you bid her to do sin, smarmy Billy?
Yes, you bade her to do sin,
Or what that bad O'Brien?
You're a scum thing;
Half your nickname is "mother. . . ."

Are you balanced and fair, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Are you balanced and fair, yelly Billy?
You're not balanced and fair,
You're a windbag of hot air.
You're a scum thing;
Half your nickname is "mother. . . ."

Did they take your cherry pie, choir boy Billy Boy?
Did they take your cherry pie, smarting Billy?
What made you the pissed-off guy
That wants to see Frisco die?
As a bung boy were you bugged by the brothers?


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Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I've saw last year somewhere on the 'net a Bingo game board made up (instead of numbers) of Billy catch phrases. Variations of Fair and Balanced were on there 3 times, with "No Spin Zone" as the free center tile. Anywoo, good lampoon. PS- Did you get my PM?
AFW - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good spoofin'
alvin rhodes - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
raises hand...i know the other half of the nickname....5s
Lurker - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
My toilet bowl, when filled, is cleaner than your mouth and mind, Barry. Prepare for hell, if you refuse to repent.
DKTO Person - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Billy Boy Who?
Billy Boy - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Your toilet bowl is the inside of your cranium, Lurker. And that's an insult to toilet bowls.
Alpha Skua - January 10, 2018 - Report this comment
DKTO Person it means Billy Boy Clinton with Genifer Flowers and Monica Lewinski
Storm the Albatross - May 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Flush your brains down the john lurker

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