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Song Parodies -> "Mean Angel"

Original Song Title:

"Teen Angel"

Original Performer:

Mark Dinning

Parody Song Title:

"Mean Angel"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mean angel, mean angel, mean angel. Ow!

The baleful sight leaves us appalled:
He’s got scales down his back.
His underwear must really chafe,
Especially at the crack.

Mean angel—Beelzebub,
Mean angel—he’ll quell your grub.
He was one time up above,
But then he fell; his home’s now sub.

He’ll prod you with his hook-like fork
That makes wife’s prods seem slight.
You hope he don’t thrust high that thing
And damage your eyesight.

Mean angel is Lucifer,
Mean angel—he’ll contuse ya.
He was one time up above,
But then he fell; his home’s now sub.

That thing between your legs is gone;
They taken it away.
You’ll never stick THOSE lips again
In your underworld stay.

Mean angels—they will tease ya,
Mean angels—they will tweeze ya.
You were one time up above
Now sulfur smell, can’t quell with Dove®.

Mean angels, mean angels, cappin’ your knees.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Fiddlegirl - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Hell-aciously funny!
Mark Scotti - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Hell hath no fury as an angel scorned!! Should be three six's, but i can only give fives
TJC - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Farcifer, Lord of Snarkness... funniest lyre n' grinstone in eons!
Ann Hammond - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
waa haa haa haa haa
Lady-Angeli-CA - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
different Sir, Captain Jacque !
LadyAngeliCA - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . Barry Angel . . . . you're an Angel to me . . . Mr b~V~d to me
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
great concept....cracked me up
John Barry - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddlegirl, Mark, TJC, Ann, Lady, Alvin.
Tommy Turtle - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I couldn't find pace Beelzebub to "Can you hear me". If three syl, it's one short; if four syl, the stress on syl 2 doesn't match stress on "hear". (per
Same with "Lucifer". All dict. stress "Lu, but to match the chorus, it would have to be sung "lu-CIF-er, which was awkward.

Given that there's a good chance that you know something I don't (an awful lot, actually), abstaining, pending pointing out the error of my anal-lysys.
Erratum - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Ignore third word, "find" in above. Left over from first draft of comment. (Geez, it's devilish not having a "preview" pane for comments!)
AFW - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You wrote the devil out of this parody
Old Man Ribber - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
More clever deviltry! ;D

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