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Song Parodies -> "I Put in Cellar, Brew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Put in Cellar, Brew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I put in cellar, brew
And lots of wine. . .
Get wet by soppin’ up a slew
And unwirin’—
Synapse-nonfirin’.
On top o’ that, brandy—
I’m gulpin’ it down.
A bucket is handy
If I slam down too many a round.
Then it’s a cellar spew
They call me “swine”. . .
Unkind.
I love brew,
Don’t love few,
Love a slew,
But I spew like a cow
Bringing up fare
Ruminantally. . .
Reprocessed chow.
So beer me!
After which: cellar spew
More than one time.
And lots of wine. . .
Get wet by soppin’ up a slew
And unwirin’—
Synapse-nonfirin’.
On top o’ that, brandy—
I’m gulpin’ it down.
A bucket is handy
If I slam down too many a round.
Then it’s a cellar spew
They call me “swine”. . .
Unkind.
I love brew,
Don’t love few,
Love a slew,
But I spew like a cow
Bringing up fare
Ruminantally. . .
Reprocessed chow.
So beer me!
After which: cellar spew
More than one time.
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JAB - Another "spell" of a job from the master! ;D
PirateJack de Barryl, I'm relieved that you remain "Below Deck" sirSweaty ! . . .where you can 'drop anchor' in private, Sir!
Thanks, OMR. At a couple of point I vowed to stop doing these, but then I figured, "What the spell?"
maDame: Anchor Steam, that is.
maDame: Anchor Steam, that is.
Friend John - At least you haven't chosen Green Door as your ultimate parody delivery medium. ;D
555 litres - cheers!
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