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Song Parodies -> "I Put in Cellar, Brew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Put in Cellar, Brew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I put in cellar, brew
And lots of wine. . .
Get wet by soppin’ up a slew
And unwirin’—

On top o’ that, brandy—
I’m gulpin’ it down.
A bucket is handy
If I slam down too many a round.
Then it’s a cellar spew
They call me “swine”. . .

I love brew,
Don’t love few,
Love a slew,
But I spew like a cow
Bringing up fare
Ruminantally. . .
Reprocessed chow.

So beer me!

After which: cellar spew
More than one time.

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Old Man Ribber - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Another "spell" of a job from the master! ;D
~maDame~ - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack de Barryl, I'm relieved that you remain "Below Deck" sirSweaty ! . . .where you can 'drop anchor' in private, Sir!
John Barry - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR. At a couple of point I vowed to stop doing these, but then I figured, "What the spell?"
maDame: Anchor Steam, that is.
Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Friend John - At least you haven't chosen Green Door as your ultimate parody delivery medium. ;D
Susanna Viljanen - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
555 litres - cheers!

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