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Song Parodies -> "Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A little round.
Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat

Rove, Rove, Rove, your throat's
Issuing sh*t streamsó
Marrying, marrying, marrying
Lying with wet dreams.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

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Kristof Robertson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Though it pains me, John..I didn't much care for this. Parodies as short as this have to be archly clever, and this wasn't. And you left off one "marrying"..I can't understand why you submitted this,'re stuffs usually much better. Sorry mate.
John Barry - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
No problem, Kristof. Thanks for the comments. This one struck me as, for some perverse reason, I was thinking about this particular loathesome POS in an administration full of them. As to the "marrying" minus one--oops, math was never my strong suit. Sorry to say. . .more attack parodies on the way, but at least they'll be longer.
MrMacphisto - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
While I agree with Kristof, I had to rate this highly because Karl Rove is a total ass....
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Karl Rove, a.k.a. "Bush's Brain." So who's Bush's Heart? We know the man has no courage. If he did, he'd say, "Y'know, Dick, Rummy, this Iraq thing ain't workin' like you said it would. Maybe we need a slight course correction instead of stayin' the course."
Ashkicksass - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't remember seeing this one before. I like it!
PERVERTS - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

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