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Song Parodies -> "I’m in the Mood for Tugs"
Original Song Title:
"I'm in the Mood for Love"
Original Performer:
Marilyn Monroe
Parody Song Title:
"I’m in the Mood for Tugs"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m in the mood for tugs
of a part that’s dear to me.
Diddling it brings cheer to me—
Digits move down and up.
Some friction I apply,
kind of like with an udder
that’s milked for cream and butter,
liquids that fill a jug.
I’m feeling so much better
as my fingers are splayed
on a spender unfettered.
When I am done, a mess I’ve made.
It is upon the rug;
that braided cloth, I’ve wet it.
But I do not regret it.
And I’ll soon do more tugs.
of a part that’s dear to me.
Diddling it brings cheer to me—
Digits move down and up.
Some friction I apply,
kind of like with an udder
that’s milked for cream and butter,
liquids that fill a jug.
I’m feeling so much better
as my fingers are splayed
on a spender unfettered.
When I am done, a mess I’ve made.
It is upon the rug;
that braided cloth, I’ve wet it.
But I do not regret it.
And I’ll soon do more tugs.
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Funny about your choice of performer .. I have, in fact, tugged for Marilyn and .. Jane Fonda too. I sure I'm as old as you, but I was a prodigy at this. I was way ahead of my peers; first in my class. Teacher actually gave me a gold star ... It was Marilyn in the "Misfits" that got me to tugging. Something about that big Monroe ass stuffed into some tight blue jeans that set me off. As for Jane, it was the closeup of that Fonda ass grinding on that saddle in Cat Ballou .. Oh my Lord
Correction: I'm 100% positive that I'm NOT as old as JAB. And as long as I'm being honest, absolutely everything I wrote above is pure unmitigated and unexpurgated horsesh*t. I was definitely turned on by both those images, but too young at 10 or 11 to you know, purge the image out of my system. And I went to Catholic grade school, so no gold stars for first to get yourself off
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